rosewater1997:

bluebeardswifey:

hey ladies is anyone else becoming unhinged

We’ve been unhinged baby!

stealthboy:

stealthboy:

i dont know jack shit about cars or sports

some punk: hey im outside in the 2012 zillyhoo honda

me: waht fucking color is it

officialunitedstates:

I don’t care who santa thinks he is.  if he flies over u.s. air space without a documented flight plan and sufficient clearance he WILL BE SHOT DOWN.

thekingandthelionheart:

me, when someone asks how i feel about infinity war: